[Luanda]

Viewers of BB10 today were jamming the switchboard at Channel 4 after news emerged that Lisa, a skin-headed lesbian Aston Villa supporter, had found a job. Insiders at the Jobcentre in Birmingham refused to comment but an unnamed source said, "I can't believe she has found a job after more than 20 years of signing on".

Lisa, who has a large George Michael tattoo on her arse, said today she was looking forward to her new job as a lap dancer in the upmarket suburb of Solihull. "I can do you a quick dance now if you like?" the 48 year old mum of seven said as she left Lidl this morning.