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Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 782
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Senior Member
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 782
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Press Release - Kris and Sophie
Insiders at the hit Channel 4 show Big Brother today revealed they had absolutely no knowledge of any news regarding legendary lothario Kris and page 3 beauty Sophie.
Members of the press were incredulous at the lack of news but decided not to make anything up about the lucky hairy twosome. However, in true press style I can reveal that there is absolutely no news regarding Kris and Sophie.
A Channel 4 spokesman added, "I don't think there is any news regarding that couple".
None of the assembled press at Channel 4 had anything else to do.
Eamonn Holmes is 27.
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