[Parmy]

It was strange..my son (seeing as i'm a 39 yr old t***) was sliding down a water flume and i was at the top watching him as he slid out of control banging violently into the sides. I was helpless at the top as the bottom was over a mile away and down three levels.


I stole a car to try and get to him, but was arrested and charged with 28 different offences....thank god i woke up in a sweat cause pc plod had big hands.