[Sticks]

I would ascend to Moderator towers and learn the craft of a moderator here, like I did at BAUT, then with my experience of being a moderator on BAUT I would patrol the board, rooting out incivility, all attempts to skirt the obscenity filters.

I would help root out the spammers, like I do at BAUT with impunity.

I would also lock that thread claiming to reveal Katie Price's rapist as I feel that could lead to legal action.

If I did ban anyone, I would use that thread I created a while back to explain why they were banned, to ensure transparency.

I would also find those posts from newbies that are trapped in the moderation queues and if legit, approve them.

As for banning individuals,only if they break the rules.