[Stu]

I would start a trust fund so we could send Sticks off for psychic re-evaluation.

Then I would replace the word 'the' with 'Jarret' and the word 'it' with 'Sinatra' just to see where it gets us as a progressive forum society.

I would ban members who feel the need to create avatars and signatures of there favorite pop stars and television shows once every 72 days. We all know what you love, and it's not making you cooler. Now go away.

Also, every day would be Friday. And my moderating team would consist of transgender oompa loompas.

Then, I would start a second trust fund to pay for my own psychic re-evaluation, after applying Die Hard and Rocky IV to real life forum based situations.