[rquote=2611068&tid=148247&author=Lauren][rquote=2611064&tid=148247&author=arsenalforever][rquote=2611061&tid=148247&author=Lauren]Earlier today, but the explanation isn't funny so I shan't bore![/rquote]
lauren you can never bore us[/rquote]
Basically I had a hissy fit and threw a melon on the floor, but because it didn't have the desired effect (smashing up), I stamped on it instead with my bare foot and the melon smashed and squirted everywhere. (To be fair, it got me out of my hissy fit!!)[/rquote]



thats very funny did it take you ages to clean?