I've just been having a look around the web and have found a few really silly song titles. Couldn't resist sharing them with you:
1) I love bananas, because they have no bones
2) I'm my own grandpa
3) Ta-Hu-Wa-Hu-Wai (Hawaiian War Chant)
4) Nellie the nudist queen
5) I scream, you scream (we all scream for ice cream)
6) Inka dinka doo
7) I yi yi yi yi
8) Mr Ghost goes to town
9) The yodelling chinaman
10) Everyone's got sex appeal for someone
Really makes you want to rush out and buy them, doesn't it?