Hi ROB,
Unfortunately, even though working for yourself means you can organise you diary to do things such as be free on a thursday morning, it also means you have no-one to delegate things to when emergencies crop up either.
I wish I could go tonight, but as I'm sitting here desparately trying to finish writing a report for another client that I'm seeing tomorrow afternoon, I can't do that either.
Such is life.
I'm sure there'll be other times.
PS: I like the sabotage idea though, and I actually have a friend who works for the National Grid in Guildford, so if you hear of massive power failures tomorrow you'll know why.!!