[Fangz]

Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, they like crying in the dark

Q: How many emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ten... one to screw it in, one to drop and break it, one to cut themself with it, and seven to cry and write a song about it

Q: If a blonde and an emo kid jump off a building and hit the ground at the same time, who dies first?
A: The blonde, she drowns in the emo kid's tears.

Q: What's the difference between an Emo kid and a dead baby?
A: The baby doesn't cry.

Q: How many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they only screw in a puddle of vomit.

Q: If there is a punk and a skinhead in the back of a car, who is in the front?
A: A cop.

Q: How do you get a one-armed punk out of a tree?
A: Throw him a beer.

goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied.
goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW.
goth #3: What's a smile?

Q: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they just embrace the darkness.

Q: How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one exceptionally pretentious goth who can hold onto it as the whole world turns around her.

Q: How do you get a goth out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope!

Old goths don't die, they just need less makeup.