Sometimes it's called for. My uncle Bert had his cock made bigger so he could impregnate his wife. Before he couldn't even get it through the gate, never mind halfway up the path. Now he's got three kids, all of whom cry and piss when you squeeze them and their eyes shut when you lie them down.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
In a closed society where everybody's guilty,
the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson