Q) Why do seagulls fly across the sea?
A) Because if they flew across bays they'd be called bagels.
I'm so goth I keep getting hit on by necrophiliacs.
goth #1: I'm so goth, when I'm sleeping people come and check my pulse.
goth #2: I'm so goth I don't have a pulse.
I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.