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These are all sports quotes, from the likes of the immortal David Coleman!




The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey.
-- Brian Johnston (as Michael Holding faced Peter Willey)

And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class.
-- David Coleman

We estimate, and this isn't an estimation, that Greta Waitz is 80 seconds behind.
-- David Coleman

He is accelerating all the time. That last lap was run in 64 seconds and the one before in 62.
-- David Coleman

And the line up for the final of the Women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
-- David Coleman

The Republic-of-China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time.
-- David Coleman

That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record.
-- David Coleman

And Britain defeats the rest of the world to pick up the bronze medal.
-- Unknown


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