You're a plague.
'Dan Ill' is never going to catch on. All it is doing is making you look like a retarded shoe sniffer with a playground crush on a guy that sings the **** out of every song. If his hair were longer you'd pull it. Get over your hard-on and admit that you want his ****ing babies.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
In a closed society where everybody's guilty,
the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson