Hello my name (for forums sake) is Appearance Of A Junky, and I have something to show you.
This is my Freak Stick.
Its name in Mr Hessinghamlyshire, its a made up name that I think suits it more than Freak Stick, a job description is not a name.
And shame on you that thought otherwise.
I often point Mr Hessinghamlyshire at freaks, and I would like you to join me in using Mr Hessinghamlyshire to point at freaks as well. (please note, no actual freaks, this isn't the 1930's, even though we are a world in turmoil and depression, its not the 1930's, you using a laptop for gods sake)
MY FREAK OF THE WEEK IS......
Paris Hilton!
Before I even start a few sentences ranting, I would like it to be stated for the record that the 1st picture on google (maybe with safe search off) is one with one of her nipples showing, so before we even start.....Mr Hessinghamlyshire point away.
FREAK
but my biggest joy was when she was correctly sent to jail, he subsequent break down (no, thats not the bit, Im not that heartless – come on, really!), but when she was then sent back to jail to serve her time (Yes people, yes I am that heartless).
So Paris, today Mr Hessinghamlyshire is pointing at you, you freak.
Freak.
Please add your own, vent the anger (no personal attacks though, Paris would hate me if we ever met, and I thank her for it) keep it to those that earn to much money to care.
(ps, yes, I did search for bad pictures of her, though to be fair......freak)