Never agree too much with someone that leaves typos intact long enough for them to be quoted.
I'd heard of The Ordinary Boys (On My Radio!), but as you've said above, This AREN'T Two Tone. And the same for Goldie Lookin Chain. I've seen glimpses of Baywatch, many years ago, in the company of friends who enjoyed the occasional jazz cigarette and often used the show for the unintentional belly laughs it provided. But I still wouldn't have picked her out from a crowd. I'd also heard of Dennis, but he's not my idea of a celebrity, no matter how big his profile may be elsewhere in the world.