[Z]

I wanted to die. "Hi I have a lump on my balls, you wanna check that out for me? Thanks, I'll just stand and hey wait, is that window open? It's kinda cold in here. Cool yeah you're just fondling my balls. You know, I've never been this close to a guy before, you want a cigarette? I'll be your fag. Yeah, cool. Nothing wrong? Oh? Okay, I'll just go and step out in traffic now. Byeeee!"



Never again.