Still think they are legendary... share yours
Your Moma is so dumb that she stared at a orange juice carton for half an hour because it said Concentrate.
Your Moma's so fat that by the tinme she turns her round, its her birthday.
Your Moma is so dumb that when I invited her to the superbowl one day, she arrived with a giant spoon.
Your Moma is so dumb that when she was told the movie she was seeing was not for people Under 18, she went home and got 17 of her friends.
Your Moma's so fat that she puts lipstick on with a paint roller.