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Originally Posted by Oldmansteptoe!
My mother was a big woman, whereever you sat you was sat next to you!
She went on a speak your weight machine, and it said 'clear off I don't do coach parties'!
She went on a see food diet, if she saw food she would eat it!
You've been a great audience thank you and good night!!!
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That's a Frankie Howerd gag, I'm sure.
Someone from the old Skool, like Ken Dodd.
