Nice one, Disco.
Don't worry, I have no intention of buying Westlife's new single.
I have to say I couldn't agree more with your reason 5. - Kerry Katona is truly awful on 'Exclusive'. I saw her interviewing her hubby and another Westlifer (sorry, can't tell which is which) and it was cringeworthy TV.
How come it doesn't count towards the charts if you buy a single from Woolworths? That's the only local place where I live that I can buy CDs.