[Kaz]

Excellent, Wildchild.

"The body consists of three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five - a, e, i, o and u."

I have my fingers crossed that this person isn't a medical student now and been let loose on the poor unsuspecting public!!!