I once slept with a girl who had a HUGE clit. It wasn't that big that it gave me cock envy, but it was very large and made me think of a facehugger from Alien. My mate married her a couple of years later... poor guy. It was like a whip - I felt like Indy swinging on that bitch.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
In a closed society where everybody's guilty,
the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson