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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Bat Country
Posts: 1,578
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Stoned Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Bat Country
Posts: 1,578
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I used to fap over celebs when I was younger but I don't anymore. I've had to spice up my masturbatory love life by imagining people I shouldn't - exes, people I wouldn't ******* in real life, Christians, young-ish aunts, the spotty girl in Subway with the tight arse and crooked tits, and last but not least... my boss - the only time she's ever given me a raise the bitch.
On That Note
/duty calls
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
In a closed society where everybody's guilty,
the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
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