[Stu]

Sometimes I piss in the sink.

Sometimes I flush the toilet halfway through a piss and race the flush with my piss.

There is absoloutely nothing wrong with a bit of light bondage.

I find women more attractive in clothes than naked.

I once read that if you piss inside a womans vagina straight after you come, the acid of the piss will kill the semen and act as a natural contraceptive. Though I do not plan to test this method out, nevertheless it is enthralling.

My mom needed more Morphine for squirting me out than the midwives ever though was imaginable...

...she also drank heavily when she was pregnant with me.




Now. I feel better.