You Complete Me
By
Spanky McFuckerbottom
I knew, my dear, you were special when I first saw you post, a monotonic Rorschach that made my heart sink-skip-sink. You're an animal, housetrained and fresh, not biting your toenails when people can see and only picking your arse when needed most. My love! You are The One, Utter Fact. Take a bow, my barbarian friend. Your simplicity is key to your love. When you do not post, it's like leaving the last bite of Big Mac - torture to the soul and heartache so real and raw.
You are special, in many ways. Your are arista and should be proud. You *******ing loon.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
In a closed society where everybody's guilty,
the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson