Given my long-term love of weed, I'd be Captain Iron Lung, able to leap small drug dealers in a single bound and able to inhale all fumes within a ten-mile radius.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
In a closed society where everybody's guilty,
the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson