whats bong eye?
tell you what I have got, Ive got one of those weird spots that you get on your eyelid, sometimes its really itchy, othertimes its just irritating, I usually get them when Ive got a cold coming

I think they're called sty's or something
My old DT teacher had a thing where you didnt know who he was talking to because his eye was looking at someone else when he was actually talking to you