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Lol. I was Joseph once in a school nativity and I was walking around the stage in circles during one of the songs and I just stepped right off of the back of the stage, about 4 foot down I fell as it was one of those temporary raised stages, on accident and baby Jesus got it's head stuck in one of the hand loops on the big ropes that you use in gymnastics etc, consequently looking like a hung baby Jesus.
I was 6 at the time.. it was horribly embarrassing.