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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Bat Country
Posts: 1,578
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Stoned Member
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Bat Country
Posts: 1,578
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What day was this?! BeCAuse, when I woke up on the morning of my thirtieth birthday, hungover, I did a huge trouser-cough and it turned the sensor light on in my apartment - I **** you not, rubber ducky. My missus told all of her workmates, who were obviously impressed with my sonar farts.
Try and be accurate with the time and I'll see if I can remember passing wind in the vicinity.
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty,
the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
- Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
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