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oh fack off
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434
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Survivor 40: Tony IAC2019: Ian Wright
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oh fack off
Join Date: May 2008
Location: England
Posts: 47,434
Favourites (more):
Survivor 40: Tony IAC2019: Ian Wright
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To the theme of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air:
South-east England born and raised
On reality TV spending most of my days
Bein' racist, whoring out and relaxin' all cool
And being disgusting, fuck the gene pool
When a couple of cells
Who were up to no good
Startin making cancer in my vaginalhood
I got one little lump and my doctors got scared
They said 'we are putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!'
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You've got to hand it to brave Jade Goody and fiance Jack who were out shopping for a wedding dress yesterday.
They do a fucking hilarious impersonation of Andy and Lou from Little Britain.
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Apparently a lot of female waxing salons are going out of business. Its nothing to do with the credit crunch. Its all Jade Goody's fault.
Women are starting to realise how ugly a bald cunt looks!
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The Page 3 girl in the Sun this morning was ****, she was fat and bald.
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