[Stu]

If we were ever romantically linked, we could be called Ju.

How fucking cool is that?

And for the record, no, he does not. If that's the case, I must have invented sarcasm and every lewd, sarcastic person in the world must be copying me. Whilst it's a novel idea that does feed my ego to a certain extent, I also have to come to terms with the fact that it's paranoid, borderline horseshit.