Chantelle Sorry For Sh*****g Preston
Filed in in Celebrity Astronime Domini
Celebrity Big Brother winner Chantelle Houghton is a girl of many talents. As well as being the singer in fake band Kandyfloss, a Paris Hilton look-a-like and general all-round celebrity, the Essex treasure can now add home-wrecker to her list of skills after admitting that she is bonking fellow CBB housemate Preston.
After denying that they fancied each other to the nation on TV, radio and every celebrity magazine they could possibly ram their faces into, Chantelle’s admission in this week’s Heat magazine that she and Preston are now officially a couple comes with an apology to Preston’s now ex-girlfriend Camille Anzar:
"No one went out to hurt anyone. It just sort of happened… I have to admit I was partly to blame, but it wasn’t completely me."
Preston (CDs) – who came fourth in this year’s Celebrity Big Brother – split with French-born Camille soon after leaving the CBB house, where he spent three weeks flirting and fawning over Chantelle. Preston and Chantelle’s initial denial that they were anything more than friends has now been replaced with a big fat screaming "yes, we are shagging each other lots, and it’s ace," type confession in Heat, rubbing Camille’s face right in it. But Chantelle insists that she and Preston didn’t get up to any shenanigans behind Camille’s back:
"He never had an affair or cheated. Circumstances made them split, and then this happened between us."
Fair enough, he didn’t drag the ditzy blonde off to the first Travelodge he could find for a bit of how’s your father, then impregnate her with their love child and ask Camille to be godmother. However, he did have his hand glued to her arse for three weeks and ranted on about how ‘wicked’ she was 103 times a day. This not only raised a few million eyebrows throughout the nation but is what sent Camille running back to France, where she is probably being taken advantage of by some garlic-saturated, snail-eating mustachioed French man as we speak.
Chantelle tries to justify her newfound relationship with Preston by using some rubbish made-up story about some fat baker bloke and a cheese and bacon pastry slice or something:
"Things happen in people’s lives that completely change their lives. You could be married and go to the baker’s because you’re feeling hungry – and then fall in love with the baker. Things happen that are unpredictable."
To rub salt further into Camille’s wounds, Chantelle goes on to tell Heat about her first kiss with Preston, gushing like it was straight out of a Blue Jeans photo story:
"It was amazing. It was just like how any girl who really likes someone can imagine it being."
Count your lucky stars it wasn’t the fat baker you were kissing Chantelle, or else you’d end up with the lingering taste of a good old romantic chicken tikka slice in your gob.
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