He's gotta be lying... 25 times a day?! Surely his dick would fall off!
Ok, I admit it. I wank a lot. It's not that difficult to announce that on a forum because nobody knows who I am, I'm just a username
But I feel I wank WAY too much. I thought if anyone would get a prize for being the 'biggest wanker' (obviously in a masturbation sense only lol) I would get the prize. I need to do it every day. It's normally 2 or 3 times I do it per day, sometimes even 4. I think the most I've EVER done in a day is about 5 or 6.
25?! Gotta be a lie.
If not then I've got some serious catching up to do if I want that wanker award.