My missus used to be the same size as me, but no ****, now she's a fair bit smaller. We think it has something to do with how hard her head hits the headboard.
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
In a closed society where everybody's guilty,
the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson