001 Bulbasaur
Boothy - underrated member, managed to soar into top 25 popularity.
002 Ivysaur
ImDrunkerThanMoses - for services to the green leaf.
003 Venosaur
Vicky. - begins with V, is powerful.
004 Charmander
BOOSH - "'cos she's a ginge"
005 Charmeleon
~Kerry~ - because, as a lizard, Kerry lives on a diet of twigs and flies. No I don't know, something about fire...and charmeleon makes loads of threads... I don't know
006 Charizard
Stu - because he ****ing pwns.
007 Squirtle
Jords - innocent little fellow. and the turtle connection.
008 Wartortle
ukturtle - turtles...come on.
009 Blastoise
Sticks - stoic, and wait until you see his hydro pump.
010 Caterpie
Redway - irritating little bug that pops up everywhere and slows us all down.
011 Metapod
Dezzy - he doesn't do much...
012 Butterfree
Jessica. - the purple pretty one.
013 Weedle
Ross - are you SURE that was a string shot?
014 Kakuna
Rory - sits in a coccoon and makes GIFs/watches Film4 all day.
015 Beedrill
Pyramid* - can pick a post apart with a fury attack
016 Pidgey
MeMyselfandI - stay out of the tall grass, folks.
017 Pidgeotto
mrlecturer - flew in out of nowhere and bedazzled everyone
018 Pidgeot
Damaris - former mess, became acceptable for a while, now a highly-evolved beast.
019 Rattata
Beastie - if anyone was going to use Tail Whip...
020 Raticate
lostalex - GRRRR AMERICA GRRRRRRRR
021 Spearow
kizzy - quite insistent upon pecking at sailors
022 Fearow
GhettoSuperstar - closest pokemon whose name sounds like fierce.
023 Ekans
JohnnyBB - because he's so...slippery. eeew.
024 Arbok
Scott - because he's into...snakes... and is probably infected with something. Oh and I can imagine him intimidating his conquests with unusual paintings on his chest.
025 Pikachu
Novo - because of his loyalty to the Brotherhood.
and he's qt.
026 Raichu
InOne - because if he were a pokemon he'd have a wicked-cool tail.
027 Sandshrew
Lauren - for some reason Sandshrew strikes me as intelligent. Plus she's cool and dwells in her own hole.
028 Sandslash
Judas - because he's furrowed away to somewhere exotic and that's sad
oh and it's rather cool.
029 Nidoran♀
Kornetto - aaaaaw. plus the gameboy version made a cute noise.
030 Nidorina
Sarah. - if there was a pokemon to enjoy wrestling and metal music, she'd be it.
031 Nidoqueen
MrGaryy - bitch please, she'll use horn drill if you don't ****.
032 Nidoran♂
Black Dagger - because he's always got the horn.
033 Nidorino
Bollo - I know Nidorino's a male but oh well, it's pretty awesome and I've seen Bollo forraging for moon stones.
034 Nidoking
setanta - because he kicks ass.
035 Clefairy
DamonJ - need a reason?
036 Clefable
Jonathan. - DamonJ with a moon stone. idk what that means tbh.
037 Vulpix
Ninastar - because it's a cute fox.
038 Ninetales
Jen - because she's fierce.
039 Jigglypuff
Fom - there's another singing competition? Snore...
040 Wigglytuff
Niall - there's something about the hair, the flamboyance, the ferocity... but it's ultimately because I'm a bit homophobic
041 Zubat
Patrick - dwells in caves, uses confusion, but could evolve into something wonderful.
042 Golbat
Enid. - vicious.
043 Oddish
Chewy - because he's, well, odd.
044 Gloom
GypsyGoth - don't let the gothic exterior fool you, she's rather loveable.
045 Vileplume
Lewis. - because of the noticeable hair.
046 Paras
supernoodles - it's orange...
047 Parasect
daniel-lewis-1985 - because its back looks like a massive bellend.
048 Venonat
DoubleTrouble - he seems likely to suddenly spurt pink dust.
049 Venomoth
Josy - I honestly don't know. Because it's purple and that's a girl's colour innit.
050 Diglett
wannashag - only pokes his head up once in a while.
051 Dugtrio
Omah - one head posts about Katie Price, another about Amy Winehouse and the other is a right-winger.
052 Meowth
ILoveTRW - doesn't shut up about things he loves. Money being the Real World.
053 Persian
MissKittyFantastico - the cat, obviously.
054 Psyduck
michael21 - i think dis how i speak
055 Golduck
jaybitches - because he resembled a duck, was manically aggressive and probably a bit retarded.
056 Mankey
kizwiz - hotheaded little madam.
057 Primeape
WATERS - well...
058 Growlithe
Niamh. - loveable bitch. in a nice way. LOL :|
059 Arcanine
Tom - because he's an insanely hot dawg.
060 Poliwag
SiaSiaSia - ditzy little cow. but adorable. <3
061 Poliwhirl
*mazedsalv** - immensely nice and cool :]
062 Poliwrath
MTVN - because the quarterback in his avatar made me think of a strong one, so I picked this. *makes something up about how he likes to blow bubbles* OMG... WEST HAM FAN... FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES... Oh I'm a genius.
063 Abra
bettiepage - randomly hated, so teleports off for a while.
064 Kadabra
MrLuvaLuva - wise old sage. bends spoons in his spare time.
065 Alakazam
LemonJam - tall as ****, and looks old...so Jen'll love you.
066 Machop
bbfan1991 - because Machop, to me, seems really optimistic and friendly, and there's a wrestling connection too..
067 Machoke
Jayson - ruthlessly active for a while and then goes off (/trade) to evolve.
068 Machamp
30stone - as if it could be anyone else
069 Bellsprout
Gemmer-x - because she makes me laugh.
070 Weepinbell
kazanne - continually drooling over Gerard
071 Victreebel
ithinkiloveyoutoo! - a very wet animal. Cool and enticing though
072 Tentacool
PJ - because half the time I swear he's on acid.
073 Tentacruel
Chuck - yeah...yeah that's a tentacle stroking your thigh...
074 Geodude
Zee - because it begins with G and you throw rocks at me
075 Graveler
Jake - self-destructed in spectacular style on Facebook.
076 Golem
Roy Mars III - because he rocks lool
077 Ponyta
Kate - for the horse connection.
078 Rapidash
Mollie. - because I think it's the least physically ugly of the remaining Pokémon and I'm basically saying Mollie's rather pretty and ravishing and yeah, dig a hole Shaun, go on.
079 Slowpoke
Conzors - because it's pink and slow.
080 Slowbro
Rob - seems the type to stand in the rain, dribble and have an animal bite its arse.
081 Magnemite
Matt - technical master, and the eye ties in with the BB obsession
082 Magneton
Smithy - if metal were GaGa... omg... Heavy Metal Lover
this s
hit writes itself.
083 Farfetch'd
Gavin - hi heard of Darwin? x
084 Doduo
Stacey. - both her Stacey and Courtney heads seem to peck at threads at random.
085 Dodrio
biglover - for the sheer rapidity of the number of Fantasy X Factor games.
086 Seel
Chri$ - i'm not entirely sure.
087 Dewgong
Sam! - loooooooool.
088 Grimer
Zac - the obsession is just slimy. and has left a stain on the Music section.
089 Muk
alc09 - still cleaning up after his mess tbh.
090 Shellder
Xander - come out of the shell, poppet.
091 Cloyster
Nathan - But beneath the tough exterior...
092 Gastly
Magic - dead now. and well, he was ghastly.
093 Haunter
Braden - hardly posts, is purple, a bit mysterious and one of my favourites <3
094 Gengar
Ammi - because her spirit haunts me and she eats my dreams and replaces them with thoughts of David Bowie, Breakfast at Tiffany's and dirty things behind supermarkets
095 Onix
James - TiBB giant. cross at your peril.
096 Drowzee
Karl. - yeah, sure, you're "tired". Why does this pokéball reek of cannabis, Karl?
097 Hypno
Rocko - very rare, always looked half-asleep, but his looks hypnotized half of TiBB's females...and males tbh.
098 Krabby
Mark - get a grip.
099 Kingler
Zippy - thinks it's some kind of royalty, is mostly just crabby and repetitive
100 Voltorb
Marc. - red top, white bottom half.
101 Electrode
Wildcat! - because it's only a matter of time before he self-destructs.
102 Exeggcute
CharlieO - the type of pokémon who'd get a bit confused (drunk) and self-destruct in the Treehouse.
103 Exeggutor
Angiebabe - wacky, hilarious babe <3
104 Cubone
Darenn - Innocent little poppet with stylish headwear.
105 Marowak
Glenn - last seen storming around with a bone in his hand 
106 Hitmonlee
killER - for usually posing with legs flying everywhere.
107 Hitmonchan
Harry! - because it bears an uncanny resemblance to Madonna
108 Lickitung
Billy - his photos seem to always consist of sticking out tongues.
109 Koffing
Captain.Remy - Give up the smoking, sir.
110 Weezing
Salman! - is continually exhaling threads that're, above all, likely to give us cancer
111 Rhyhorn
King Anton - because, uh, he rocks? idk
112 Rhydon
BBUK4LYF - quite rare, only pops up to cause an Earthquake of anger.
113 Chansey
Princess - because she's studying nursing [as far as I'm aware LOL] and she's awesomely nice & helpful.
114 Tangela
Callum - combing that must be a reet pain.
115 Kangaskhan
Annie - congratulations on the wee bairn, Annie.
116 Horsea
Chantel - because she's hopelessly pretty.
117 Seadra
*Kate* - Has spiky edges and an open mouth but is generally quite lovely.
118 Goldeen
MarkWaldorf - a sexy fish who'll come crawling to anyone's rod.
119 Seaking
hannah. - pokemon royalty, attractive from all angles.
120 Staryu
Twilight - well she's TiBB's superstar.
121 Starmie
bronaaaa - incredibly pretty and popular.
122 Mr. Mime
LargeAndInCharge - for mimicking his brother.
123 Scyther
bananarama - ****ING TAKE A CHILL PILL.
124 Jynx
Shaun - the resemblance is uncanny.
125 Electabuzz
KG. - because every time he posts in Meet the Members I feel a jolt
126 Magmar
andyman - both hotheaded and cool.
127 Pinsir
Locke. - changed his because he's become a mighty warrior.
128 Tauros
Doogle - he's the type who'd go charging towards the sight of (a) red (gaga dress).
129 Magikarp
LeatherTrumpet - whose Serious Debate posts are effective as Splash.
130 Gyarados
Lee. - partial to a bit of dragon-rage but overall rather lovely and mighty.
131 Lapras
Nicky. - she has a regal, calm quality about her.
132 Ditto
Brad. - anything you can do, he can do...half as well.
133 Eevee
Christina - painfully cute, you don't want it to evolve
134 Vaporeon
Stephanie - the cute evolved one.
135 Jolteon
Samuel. - i really have no idea
136 Flareon
Arneldo - the hot evolved one.
137 Porygon
arista - what the **** IS it!?
138 Omanyte
Hugo - now extinct.
139 Omastar
ElProximo - in and out of bans for outdated beliefs so often now I'm not even sure if it's extinct.
140 Kabuto
WOMBAI - ancient fossil with claws.
141 Kabutops
Amanda. - because she writes so well she must have wicked scythes.
142 Aerodactyl
Vanessa - awoken in old age, has just discovered emoticons
143 Snorlax
Red Moon - just gets in the way tbh.
144 Articuno
Iceman - because he was Ice...man. yeah **** connection.
145 Zapdos
CaraRawr - because she's a fierce little bitch.
146 Moltres
lily. - because she's a firey bird.
147 Dratini
sooty - quite innocent, rare and lovely.
148 Dragonair
Kaz - rarely appears but is the most alluring of admins.
149 Dragonite
SaphLiike - quite fierce, only appears rarely
150 Mewtwo
Livia - I've been reluctant to assign the most powerful pokemon to anyone but this bitch deserves it
151 Mew
BigSister - been around since the dawn of time, and is incredibly nice.