[Romantic Old Bird]

From a colleague at work, potential rhyms for next year:


Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I slept with you, 'cause I was pissed

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes the things you're not

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But keep that bag upon your face

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!



I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My love you take my breath away
What have you stepped in on the way?


My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "go to hell"


What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime


Nice!