I wasn't joking; it's hardly a funny joke

Thanks btw Darenn, I am looking for tickets now; its so expensive.
Which of these would you reccomend;
From London Paddington take the Circle Line (Eastbound, Platform 16) which is a direct service to Liverpool Street Underground Station.
Alternatively:
From London Paddington take the Hammersmith & City Line (Eastbound, Platform 16) which is a direct service to Liverpool Street Underground Station.
And thanks for the advise Enid, luckily I think I should be missing peak hours. And what do you mean LeatherTrumpet?