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Originally Posted by Tom
LOL I love it esp when its really far fetched. I'm a dad apparently, to a baby that doesn't exist by sleeping with a girl I never met on a night out that never happened.
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I think having sex with my sister was probably the worst one lmao But still hilarious.
Oh and I used to be homeless too and I took cocaine on the roof of my car with a guy I don't even know. But that was a long time ago.