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Jodie revealed she had great fun making the vid: "Mike's very much like myself, he's just a normal guy.
"He doesn't love himself, he's not turned into someone that's not quite human anymore".
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He is indeed a very normal, down-to-earth bloke. But last time I saw him, he was decidedly pale. No suggestion of bathing daily in a vat of Bisto whatsoever. And Marsh is about as 'normal' as talking fish, or mountaineering badgers.
So the similarities (in her addled, deluded little mind) had to end somewhere, then. Prancing around looking as though you've had a nasty accident with a tanker full of creosote, flaunting plastic breasts, smiling from behind lips dripping with several pints of lipgloss and outlined by the most clashing colour imaginable, plastered with enough eye make up to frighten a pharaoh, and sporting a nose so chiselled into submission it resembles an obscure South American tribal flute, is enough of a departure from reality for anyone to question the presence of 'humanity' in such a vessel. And then it speaks, and all possible fears are duly realised.