[Romantic Old Bird]

I would ike to have a dial that you can alter to speed up my metabolic rate,

I would aaaaaalso like to have a spare set of covers - so that I can stretch some nice new elastic and taut skin over my bits now that I have lost weight.!!

The other thing I think would be a vast improvement is if, as in the 'Once and Future King', we got progressively younger instead of older. Just think what we could do if we had all that wisdom and energy together!!