Yeh, this guy who wants to bUm me isn't even that nice - I can do much better! lol. I always seem to get gay guys after me - my missus nearly pissed her skinny jeans when we were shopping in topman and this big *****ing mohawk tw^t tried it on with me. I'm gonna get a sign that says: 'I ***** Woman - Lots!!'
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When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
In a closed society where everybody's guilty,
the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson