[Sam!]

I went to the auditions in birmingham today and it was great, really staged though. After a couple of acts we waited for the next act then suddenly simon popped on the stage and swapped with louis, the most memorable one i can remember was a horse that pooed everywhere then got a boner [yep indeed] and these four slutty girls and this arrogant guy who sang a song about being horny, everyone shouted 'off' and booed but amanda and piers put them though.

And the buzzers are so loud, i jumped everytime.