[Romantic Old Bird]

Floss Goodbody, reporting in!

I have heard the clarion call, and I am here to serve humanity in my own humble and inimitable way. Buntykins will assist as ever, mine own virtual Dr Watson.

Together we are incredible and we are amazing, as both Paul Clarke and Darius have been known to say.

Intrepid, dogged, desperate: We are all of these.

To the Bold One I say:

The Prophet of Doom cannot stop us!
Harken not to his missive of misery.

By day we are Floss Goodbody and Bunty Galore, stalwarts of the bridge circuit and the WI.

By night we are SuperFloss and Bunty the Bold. Righting wrongs, working in the dark places and the seedy underbelly of society, and all selflessly - for the benefit of humanity.

We live hard and we play hard. We like our men and our liquor strong. We have appetites to match our stout hearts.

We are ready to serve!