[dirtyvileHARRYuk]

not sure if i will ever eat at this ladys place again lol but rat is not my fave dish at present lol the joe is thinking it was very mean to post my poem about her but thats the beuty of the net < we are all in cyber space lol


to my girlfriend

you wont no me, as our meeting was only brief,
and i am so sorry that in the 2 seconds, i gave you so much grief.
but from my heart i want to thank,
your cleaning and hygiene, is a rat bank.
i love your cooking, its the most gorgeous food,
but the way you feed me, is lower then rude.
all round the place you seem to scatter,
but i no you love me, as i admit i am getting fatter.
when you clean the dirt you just shift,
so i am thinking of a family, to you its my gift.
to move then in i need a contract,
that your standard wont ever subtract.
keep up the hard work and remember on your food i wont choke,
what's for dinner tonight "rat-a-2-E" my lovely girlfriend its a joke.