[Stu]

To be honest I just hate it when people, either on MSN or text, just approach me with these stupid convorsation starters.

'How r u doing?'

Erm, I'm good I suppose? I'm bad? Who gives a sh!t?

'Right, so wot u up to'

Nothing? Texting? Sitting at my computer typing to you?

Anything interesting to say? No? Then piss off.