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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet
Pray for things to be taken away from you like pride, jealousy, slothfulness and an ability to touch the end of your penis with your tongue.
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Pride and jealousy are motivating carnal forces that can better you as a person if utilised correctly. Pride can take care of slothfulness, for instance - which in itself can bring immense pleasure if being slothful is your thing.
I have given up on praying for an ability to fellate myself and have opted for a strict acrobatics regiment instead. I hope to get there one day.