[Stu]

Originally Posted by Conzors

yeah idid, i wa s hard and i was like 'jack im hard'

and he was like

'lemme suck it'

so i was on a tree and he suxked it!

Yeah. And I'm Pope fucking Benedict.

The only thing your sucking is my cock. And in the metaphorical sense only.

Clean yourself up you mess. Handle your drink like a man.