Why does an Essex girl wear knickers? To keep her ankles warm.
How do you make an Essex girl laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.
What is the difference between a supermarket trolley and an Essex girl? A supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.
What do you call an Essex girl with half a brain? Gifted.
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In a closed society where everybody's guilty,
the only crime is getting caught.
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.
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Dr. Hunter S. Thompson