[Stu]

Can't stand Cork. Like a lot of Ireland it's full of old fashioned, counter progressive, know-better-than-you, ignorant dolts. Look at the people we elect to government for christ sake. As soon as I can get out of this country, I'm gone and I won't be coming back. Ireland has failed an entire generation.

The place is saved only by that whimsical, desperate sense of humor some people have that comes along with trying to survive in a sea of shit with your head held high.

Oh, and the dope is way too expensive. We get the poorest quality smoke in Europe. But like most other things in Ireland, we deserve it because we put up with it, take mediocrity as normality, and don't speak up.