[Ross]

Well, Shaun, I have to say that this is quite a fantastic story. But there is one problem I'm having with it.

IT'S NOT YOUR ****ING STORY.

I don't know who you are or how you've found this, but this story was completely, 100% written by ME and NOT YOU. To all the people who have been reading, I would just like to say that Shaun has completely plagiarized this entire story, word for word, from me, without my permission, and is passing it off as her own writing.

I find this to be the biggest insult imaginable, especially when I have worked so hard coming up with these characters and storylines all on my own. I do not appreciate my work being stolen and I ask you to stop posting this, right now.

Sincerely,
-Ross