[JakeyBoy]

Something so funny:

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Resident BB blonde girls Katie and Anna are both loved for their wit, charm, style and panache, but is there enough room for two blonde bombshells in the Big Brother House?

"I am mis concepted a lot because of my appearance," Katie told us in her application. And it's little surprise the gorgeous 19-year-old is often "mis concepted" as a bit of a ditz, with comments like: "If I could be any animal, I'd be a seagull because they're scabby," and: "Water - low on the fizz so you can slam it down hard."

As she puts it, Katie looks like your "typical blonde, Norwegian, beautician's daughter" but she reckons a lot of people are surprised to find out just how intelligent she really is.

For example, she knows a lot about other cultures. During her stay in the Rewards Room, Katie noticed that the room was decorated in a "Chinese style". "This room is Japanese," Gaelan corrected her. "The meal we had earlier was Chinese," said Katie. "We had Thai green curry," replied Gaelan. "That's Chinese," chirped Katie.

She may not be too worldly, but at least she knows her left from her right. Well, she does when she's got the letters 'L' and 'R' written on her hands - as she did for her third attempt at her driving exam.

Katie's knowledge of animal husbandry is up there with Claire's - she recently asked Michael how cows survived "before there were humans to milk them". She was relieved to learn that cows actually don't explode if they're left unmilked.

Nobody's saying Katie is stupid, it's just that she has a unique way of looking at things. While some people see the world through rose coloured glasses, her specs are practically psychedelic.

"I think everything will get eaten, like our bathers," she inexplicably commented to Jamie recently. When Jamie asked what on earth she was talking about, Katie laughed: "Oh, I forget you're not my brain!"

If you find that confusing, try this one on for size:"I don't like electrical storms because they remind me how single I am." We're sure that makes sense to someone out there.

But Katie's no fool, she reckons she just prefers to go easy on the big words because she doesn't want to "intimidate" people. She wouldn't want anyone "mis concepting" her, after all.

So, how does Anna compare? She may have the same hair colour, but she's a whole different breed of blonde to Katie.

If Katie is the 'Jessica Simpson' of blondes, Anna is the 'Nicole Richie'. In fact, she's even read her biography. "I read a whole book last week," she told her HMs during the first week in the House, "You know, that one by Nicole Richie?"

Anna may be a couple of eggs short of a dozen, ("Anzac Day, that's where they go to Gallipoli, yeah?") but the key to her blondeness isn't so much about limited mental faculties, it's in her attitude towards everyone else around her.

She's not without friends in the BB House, but like a true "it" girl, Anna knows only too well how to offend her HMs with her aloof behaviour and off-the-cuff comments.

When Ashley asked her if she has any "hot friends" in her home town of Melbourne, Anna replied coolly: "Yeah, but not for you."

"Why not?" he asked.

"Because they'd probably rather lick a toilet bowl." Ouch!

And who could forget Anna's now famous comment after her return from the Revenge Room? "Game on, moles!"

Her HMs may think she's a bit vapid, but Anna's friend Danielle assures us that she's no ditz. "People are saying that she's not intelligent, that's just ridiculous and it's completely wrong," says Danielle.

And as for the claims that Anna's a bit of a mean girl? Danielle reckons her mate is just one big softy really. "She wears her heart on her shoulder," says Danielle.

It looks like Anna may have been a little bit mis concepted as well!